# Britney Spears Is Taking Algebra Lessons So She Can Help Her Kids Do Their Homework

And now in “Things that will make you feel old as hell” news, **Britney Spears’** kids are now old enough to do difficult math. And like *real* difficult, not how-much-will-three-gorditas-and-a-drink-from-Taco Bell-be difficult (which is my current standard for “hard math”). Brit Brit recently confessed to People that **Sean Preston** and **Jayden James** have moved past the two plus two stage of their book learnin’, which means she’s having a hard time helping them with their homework. So in order to keep up, she’s taking some math lessons:

“They go to a really hard school, and this week we had three hours of homework [a night]. Some of it is hard for me. Next year when [Preston’s] in fifth grade, he’s going to be doing pre-algebra, and I’m taking classes so I know how to do it!”

Brit Brit gets zero shade from me, because my dumb ass couldn’t even remember which one algebra was. I through algebra was the “*If a train is headed west at a speed of 80 miles per hour*” one, but it turns out it’s the *X* over *Y* equals* Z* one. Even with two tutors and a set of *Math is Easy!* VHS tapes, I still failed algebra. It was such a mind fuck: why do I need to solve for *X* if you already know what *X* is? Just tell me what *X* is, you sadistic bastards! My brain still hurts just thinking about it.

Not to mention that you never use that shit in the real world. I’m happy that Brit Brit is trying to be a good parent, but I doubt she’ll ever use the algebra she learned to solve how many Fraps she drank last month. I mean, you don’t need math to know that the answer will always be “lots”.