Night Crumbs
Here’s Katy Perry giving you executive assistant to the CEO of Hot Topic goth messiness while that adorable dog friend is giving you “ayúdame” eyes. Either that dog is Team Taylor Swift or things are awkward for it because it fucked John Mayer too (but who hasn’t?). – Lainey Gossip
Mimi does carpool karaoke with James Corden and either she’s drunk or I’m drunk or a little of both – OMG Blog
Apparently Kate Upton’s magnificent chichis aren’t magnificent enough for people to ignore her asshole ways – Celebitchy
If you’re hanging around youngins this weekend and need some gossip to talk about, Bella Thorne is dating Pamela Anderson’s son – WWTDD
Dear George Takei, allow me to Crisco up your face and hide razors in your hair before you go after that Indiana trash who signed that anti-gay bill – Towleroad
Kim Kartrashian has some competition in the rib-breaking department – Drunken Stepfather
Claudia Jordan wants Porsha Williams fired from Real Housewives of Atlanta – Reality Tea
For the zero of you out there who haven’t seen it yet, here’s Lindsay Lohan’s ginger nipple – IDLYITW
MiserAlba’s in a bikini – The Superficial
What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Justin Bieber wearing? – Just Jared
You’re So Vain You Think These Tweets Are About You: The Billy Zane Edition – SOW
Molly Sims had a baby and she looks like this – ICYDK
Drea De Matteo lost her home in the East Village explosion – Page Six
And here’s a clip from Karkoochie Tran’s train wreck interview with Iyanla. Guess she doesn’t want her life fixed. – Jezebel
It’s Friday so here’s some MAN NIPPLES – The Berry
And for about 5 seconds I thought this was Hilary Swank in that Amelia Earhart movie – Popsugar
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