Woody Allen Tried To Get With Mariel Hemingway When She Was Barely Legal, So Says Mariel Hemingway

March 26, 2015 / Posted by:

In news that’ll make you prolapse out of shock, Woody Allen was a creep and left a young actress with a thick layer of ICK NAST on her skin.

In Mariel Hemingway’s new memoir Out Came The Sun (which on the cover, she’s doing the international sign for pussy eating for some reason), she writes about how when she was barely 18, Woody Allen, the human version of a stranger giving you a back rub during a hug, kept trying to take her to Europe and even flew to her parents’ house in Idaho to convince them to convince her. Mariel had just acted in Manhattan and she thought their relationship was strictly friendly, but quickly began to realize that the skeezy turtle in glasses wanted to get into her chonies. Mariel didn’t really want to go to Europe with Woody, but her parents kind of pushed her to go:

She warned her parents “that I didn’t know what the arrangement was going to be, that I wasn’t sure if I was even going to have my own room. Woody hadn’t said that. He hadn’t even hinted it. But I wanted them to put their foot down. They didn’t. They kept lightly encouraging me.” Allen was then in his mid-forties.

Mariel knew what was up and went into Woody’s room in the middle of the night with her pajamas on (“Wait until morning, bitch!” – me to 18-year-old Mariel) to tell him she knew what he was trying to pull on her.

Hemingway woke up in the middle of the night “with the certain knowledge that I was an idiot. No one was going to get their own room. His plan, such as it was, involved being with me.” She shook him awake in the guest room and demanded:

“I’m not going to get my own room, am I?” As Allen fumbled for his glasses, Hemingway informed him: “I can’t go to Paris with you.”

Woody left Idaho the next day on his private jet.

I know, BREAKING NEWS,  a creepy grown Hollywood director tried to get on a pretty, barely legal girl. The real news is that Woody tried to get with Mariel when she was already legal. But WTF at her parents pushing her to go. Are Mariel Hemingway’s parents related to White Oprah? Because that is some shit White Oprah’s drunk ass would pull. “Iss okay, honey, juss share a room with him. He’ll make you faymish!

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