Open Post: Hosted By Sarah Jessica Parker Throwing A Stanky Bitchface At Tom Hanks

March 25, 2015 / Posted by:

On the eve of her 50th birthday, Sarah Jessica Parker took her son to a Rangers game in NYC where at one point she threw a disgusted fart face at Tom Hanks who was sitting in front of her. That’s pretty much the same face I made while watching Sex and the City 2. Roll that beautiful bean footage:

That grossed out face plus that serious gum chomping. She’s giving me “that moment when you realize your farmer switched out your regular hay for diet hay with an after taste.”

Either Tom Hanks dropped a serious ass burp or he’s loudly talking about his foot phobia or he said in a serious voice that he thinks his son Chet Haze is an asset to the music industry. Whatever the case may be, SJP got over it and did this:

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It’s SJP’s birthday, so she can gum chop, throw a bitch glare and read a book at a hockey game if she wants to, I guess.

Pic: Getty (Thanks SE)

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