Night Crumbs
The rabid chipmunk in sloppy Tank Girl drag known as Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have decided to not break their contract up after he got papped hugging on some girls during Spring Break. The meaning of true love can finally pull itself off of its death bed and happily live like the mites in Billy Ray’s mane! – Lainey Gossip
While looking at these pictures of Kylie Jenner, you can practically hear Pimp Mama Kris screaming, “Work it, own it, show ’em what mama bought you, honey,” from the side lines – Drunken Stepfather
Gisele Bundchen is either screaming at one of her kids for acting wrong or she’s screaming at Tom Brady for acting wrong. I know, that was redundant since Tom Brady IS one of her kids – Egotastic!
In FKA Twigs’ new video, she perfectly reenacts Prince’s birth ceremony – Celebitchy
Ana from The Real Housewives of Miami got arrested for being a mess and she blamed it on her fear of cockroaches. Um, bitch starred in a reality show with a bunch of cockroaches (not including La Bruja, of course) and now she’s saying she’s scared of them? – Reality Tea
Robert Durst’s wife Debra Lee Charatan will be on one of The Real Housewives in 3..2… – Jezebel
Sitting in a bathtub while contemplating offing yourself seems like a reasonable response to riding Hugh Hefner’s grave worm dick all the time – The Superficial
An Irish mom and her son bond over his Grindr messages. If I did this with my mom, she’d be reading a whole lot of blank screen since nobody messages me! – Towleroad
Something must have happened to Emmanuelle Chriqui’s dress, so she just wrapped a bedsheet around her body and went with it – Hollywood Tuna
That’s okay, I didn’t need to see again or keep down solids – SOW
Amal Clooney brings the elegance with her Harlem hooker circa 1978 coat – Popsugar
Robert Pattinson, James Franco, Idris Elba, Al Pacino and Benicio Del Toro are all doing a movie together – Just Jared
Dear Amanda Seyfried, Tootsie wore it better – Popoholic
Kate Gosselin is training an army of little spies – ICYDK
Apparently, Captain Marvel has been cast and if it’s not Shauna Sand, I no care! – Pajiba
But is Chloe Sevigny going to bring along her lobster thong when she checks into American Horror Story: Hotel? – HuffPo
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