Iggy Azalea recently did an interview with VOGUE (sidebar: first this, now this? When did Anna Wintour get body-snatched by my 9-year-old cousin?) that wasn’t so much an interview as a tape recorded shopping trip to Barneys to help Iggy Azalea figure out the best clothes for her shape. Rather than pulling out the What Fruit Shape Are You? chart and pointing at the genetically modified pear, they started by asking her if there was anything she’d change about her body if she could. That’s when she confessed that she already had:
“I did change something: Four months ago, I got bigger boobs! I’d thought about it my entire life.” At first she resolved never to discuss this publicly; she didn’t want girls—so many of her fans are barely high school age—to feel bad about their own bodies. “But then I decided I wasn’t into secret-keeping.”
Rappin’ Rockin’ Barbie says one of the reasons she decided to upgrade to plastic titties because she was sick of having to sew padding into all her stage costumes. “LAZY!” hissed every hard-working drag queen tuck-deep in a pile of couch cushion foam.
But since Iggy’s no longer into secret keeping, does this mean she’ll also admit that her doctor took a turkey baster filled with low-grade silicone bought wholesale from Shhh…It’s A Butt! to her ass too? Or maybe that’s just where all her titty padding went. Regardless, it didn’t appear to be one of the 73 questions VOGUE asked her. WARNING: Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this video, because it will put you to sleep.
In case you want further evidence of Iggy’s bigger boobs, here are some pictures before and after she got them done: