A heave just formed in Nick Lachey’s throat, because that’s the exact face that Papa Joe would make during a game of grab-ass under the table.
Last night, Papa Joe showed Jessica Simpson that she’s not the only member of the family who can be a drunk, slobbering mess in public. Midlife Crisis Ken was at the BOY London (too easy) fashion show in L.A. yesterday where he served up some ARRRRRRR! realness and sucked on a long, hard, skinny thing (a vaporizer) all night.
Never mind that Papa Joe’s clothes still look like an International Male catalog from the early 90s shat them up, he is living the life! After years of being a pastor and pretending that Jessica Simpson can act and Ashlee Simpson can sing, he is finally letting his peroxide locks down and proudly acting a mess in public. In nearly every single one of these pictures, Papa Joe’s tongue is hanging out of his mouth like he just spotted a blonde twink’s hairless ass in the near distance. I don’t know why his tongue is doing that. Maybe he’s smoking the same stuff that makes Miley Cyrus’ tongue want to bungee jump out of her mouth? I don’t know, but I do know that Papa Joe better expect a threatening legal letter from 2007’s World’s Ugliest Dog Elwood, because I’m pretty sure that bitch has got the “wink and tongue out” move copyrighted.