Night Crumbs
Serena Williams is on the cover of Vogue and a strange thing happened. They didn’t Photoshop her to infinity and beyond. Is Anna Wintour okay?! Did someone lock her in a closet? Did someone destroy her by dumping non-imported water on her? – Lainey Gossip
Miley Cyrus made a video where she’s sucking off a banana while wearing a hardened bukkake mask. You know, the usual – Drunken Stepfather
Taraji P. Henson was sick of her son getting racially profiled so she sent him to Howard University. But on a different note, Taraji P. Henson’s got a college-aged son?! – Celebitchy
Bethenny Frankel promised to never get legally married again, and now her divorce lawyers are sad, because they renovated their country houses with all the money they made from her first divorce battle – Reality Tea
You’ve probably already fapped to these pictures of Christopher Meloni, but why not go green and recycle by fapping to them again – The Berry
Fifty Shades of Xenu: Tommy Girl gets stripped down and tied up in the Mission Impossible: Rogue trailer – Towleroad
Now that’s the look of a young pup who knows she’ll probably suffer from douche inhalation real soon. Happy National Puppeh Day 🙁 – Jezebel
Jared Leto’s “Joker voice” sounds like Jack Nicholson with crack smoke-induced hoarseness – The Superficial
What in mangled bridesmaids dress from HELL is Christina Hendricks wearing? – Hollywood Tuna
Please tell me that Uma Thurman is wearing Blue Blockers – Popoholic
Jennifer Lawrence is done with the X-Men movies – Just Jared
The TV return of The X-Files is maybe sort of happening – Pajiba
For a minute there I thought Chris Evans was talking to a little boy in dress and heels – Popsugar
Jason Aldean upgraded his side ho’s status to main ho, which means there’s a side ho position available now – HuffPo
Bobbi Kristina Brown was moved to a new facility, is still in a coma – ICYDK
If Dakota Johnson seems a little more dead inside than usual to you, that’s probably because she heard her mom and Pimp Mama Kris moaning as they doubled teamed a young Mexican hustler during their vacation in Cabo – Defamer
RiRi brought the sophistication by wearing a house coat and coochie cutters – Egotastic!