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March 23, 2015 / Posted by:

The horny tortoise who tried to attack a rude cock blocker for interrupting his fuck time!

That may look like Bill Clinton in that still shot (on the right), but Big Willy would never interrupt a fellow horn dog horn turtle while he’s getting his fuck on. That’s Paul Rose, an expedition leader for National Geographic’s Pristine Seas, a research project aimed at exploring “pristine places” that are pretty much untouched. The project took Paul and his crew to the Seychelles where they heard some grunting coming from the bushes while shooting one day. Usually when you hear grunting coming from the bushes, you think to yourself, “Oh, Kevin Spacey must be in town!” But Paul and his crew discovered it was  a tortoise and his piece getting into some afternoon delight after a date.

Paul and his crew sat down, watched (kinky shits) and filmed it without permission. The tortoise was not interested in becoming the Kim Kartrashian of tortoises and did not want to star in a sex tape. He stopped boning his piece and chased after Paul like a pepaw with a broken hip on Ambien and red wine. Even though this is a slooooooow speed chase, you can feel the rage coming from that tortoise (whose neck and head kind of look like a big, hard peen) and Paul knows not to screw with a ho with blue balls. The riveting and thrilling action starts at around the 0:36 mark.

That’s exactly what it looks like when one of Hugh Hefner’s employees interrupt him while one of his plastic blonde tricks is riding his Viagra stick.

I love the part at the end when that tortoise throws a, “That’s right, you better skedaddle, bitch,” look at Paul.

Tortoise sex-watching expedition leaders: 0

Horny tortoises: All the points!

via The Daily What 

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