I don’t know if that dress she’s wearing is Dolce & Gabbana, but she should’ve boycotted that mess before putting it on because the top part looks like it’s having a heavy flow day.
While famous rich people like Andy Cohen are selling their Dolce & Gabbana suits on eBay and Courtney Love is planning to torch all of hers, Zoe Saldana is shitting all over #BoycottDolceGabbana and says she’s not going to let D&G’s words about gay families and kids born via IVF keep her from wearing their clothes. At last night’s GLAAD Media Awards in L.A., E! asked Zoe her thoughts about the boycott, because they know her history of dribbling out dumb shit and probably figured she’d give them some gold. Zoe thinks that D&G’s words may have gotten lost in translation and she isn’t going to “refute” when they adopt synthetic babies. This is the thought that was made when Zoe’s brain cell folded and rubbed against itself:
“No! Not at all, that would be the stupidest thing if it affected my fashion choice. People are allowed to their own opinion, however, I wouldn’t have chosen to be so public about something that’s such a personal thing. Obviously it caused some sensitivity, but then again if you continue to follow the news, you see they all kinda hugged it out, so why are we making a big deal about it?
I’m certainly not going to stop wearing Dolce, and I’m certainly not going to be refuting when they are adopting synthetic children, however they wanted to say it. I do think things are lost in translation.
My husband [Marco Perego] is from Italy and if I judged him based on the words that he misuses in our English language he wouldn’t be here today. It’s like look people, have a drink, relax, it’s okay.”
Okay, I get that she’s not boycotting D&G and that’s great and everything, but the HELL was she trying to say when she said, “I’m certainly not going to be refusing when they are adopting synthetic children“? Was “refuting” on her Word of the Day calendar that day? If Zoe ever writes her memoirs, she better title that shit The Refuting Androgynous. Talk about lost in translation, but her response as a whole wasn’t completely lost in translation. What she meant was: “KEEP SENDING ME THAT FREE D&G YOU, RAYON BABY HATERS, YOU!”
Here’s Zoe and her hipster Fabio husband last night.