You Can Finally Release The Breath You’ve Been Holding In For Months

March 20, 2015 / Posted by:

If you haven’t already passed out and died from holding in your breath while waiting for Ryan Reynolds and Blake NotSoLively to confirm their daughter’s name, you can finally breath again. And we can all sleep again and the planet can resume spinning. Because Ryan Reynolds and Blake NotSoLively, the only humans on Earth to name a child, have finally confirmed their daughter’s name.

Even before Blake NotSoLively birthed out their first kid late last year, Ryan joked about their baby’s name and after the birth, he continued to make jokes. Because well, if he simply said her name or didn’t say anything, he wouldn’t get as much attention.┬áDuring an interview with Willie Geist on Today, Ryan finally confirmed that the rumor was right and their daughter’s name is James. Damn, I was hoping it would be Idoo Declare Lively-Reynolds.

Willie: You’re very guarded, I respect that, so I’m not going to ask you the little girl’s name, but you did say a few months ago before she was born that you were going to name her Excalibur Anaconda Reynolds. So can we call her Ana at least?

Ryan: That is not the child’s name. It is Butternut Summer Squash. No, it’s out there. It’s James. Everyone knows. I told everyone who would listen, that before it was out there I didn’t want to be the first guy screaming out to the media, because as we know, little girls turn to teenage girls and little teenage girls sometimes scan through the archives and go, “Why did you do that?

In 16 years, I’m really sure Jim Reynolds is going to shout at her dad, “I can’t believe you told people my name after I was born. I fucking hate you!

Yeah, I don’t think she’ll be pissed about that. Finding out that her mother was behind Preserve.us, is a completely different story….

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