Night Crumbs

March 19, 2015 / Posted by:

Henry Cavill has a black eye and he got during a rugby game, but I’m just going to tell myself that he got it when Ben Affleck accidentally slapped him too hard with his dick while getting into some face fucking fun in his trailer on the set of Batman vs. Superman. Yeah, I’m going to go with that – Lainey Gossip 

Charlotte McKinney’s chichis look like a giant ass pressing itself against glass – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Aniston talks about her hair. Yup, no need to smoke meth tonight, because this riveting interview is going to wire your ass up – Celebitchy

My favorite Dancing with the Has-Beens dancer, Cross-Eyed Kim, is getting her some Canadian millionaire shark dick – Reality Tea 

Humanized pearl CoCo serving you enough Vitamin E (for Elegance) to last for eons – Egotastic!

Germany’s official country flower Micaela Schäfer serving you enough Vitamin D (for Demure) to last for eons – Hollywood Tuna

A gay couple got engaged on Let’s Make A Deal. Personally, I’d rather get engaged to a boyfriend on Wheel Of Fortune so that I could watch Pat Sajak’s wig explode – Towleroad

Miley Cyrus may be getting charity-running tips from Pimp Mama KrisThe Superficial

FYI: Kaley Cuoco still has her wedding date tattooed on her back, which means she’s still married, which means I’m officially shocked – Popoholic

A headline that is the reason why the word NO exists – Jezebel

So this is explains why dozens of tweens were screaming “WHYYYYY?” while trying to tear their heads off in the street as I went to get the mail this afternoon – HuffPo

I am all for True Detective’s giant orgy scene as long as Vince Vaughn is nowhere near it. Oh, who am I fooling? I’m still all for it even if Vince Vaughn’s hairy ass got the most screen time – Pajiba

Baby Prince George’s standby will make their appearance next month – ICYDK

YES = Chris Hemsworth doing this – Popsugar

Christina Hendricks went strawberry blonde – Just Jared

Cindy Brady, Jenny Piccalo and Tabitha Stephens had lunch where I’m sure they talked shit about Marcia, Joanie and Aunt HagathaSOW

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