Believe it or not, that isn’t another picture of Madonna bonding with Justin Bieber backstage at Ellen. This is a picture from the Dolce & Gabbana ad campaign that Madge was the face of a few years ago. Madge has whored it out for Dolce & Gabbana for years and I remember her being one of the first famous people to wear them. They did her costumes for the Girlie Show and she’s been one of their biggest hos ever since. But well, she has stopped blowing air kisses at them for a minute to slap them down for saying that kids born via IVF should have a label on their backs that reads “100% Synthetic!”
Elton John started the #BoycottDolceGabbana campaign when D&G said that babies born via IVF are “chemical babies” and synthetic. Over the past few days, D&G have tried to “clarify” what they said. Elton is still mad and is still boycotting their asses (but not boycotting their shopping bags). Madge threw in her thoughts on Instagram yesterday and yanked at D&G’s cape while doing so:
All babies contain a soul however they come to this earth and their families. There is nothing synthetic about a soul!! So how can we dismiss IVF and surrogacy? Every soul comes to us to teach us a lesson. God has his hand in everything even technology! We are arrogant to think Man does anything on his own. As above so below! Think before you speak.,,,,,,,,,,
“Think before you speak…” Something something pot something something kettle.
It’s pretty shocking that I’m not typing this post on a half-broken, dust-covered laptop that’s being powered by my chihuahua running on a wheel. (HA! I say that like he’d actually consider doing a physical activity that doesn’t involve eating Snausages.) I mean, I could have sworn that there’s a scripture in the bible about how civilization will crumble the minute that Madge and her arch rival Elton John agree on something. How did the apocalypse not happen as soon as she agreed with Elton? When Madge’s ass hit the stage at the Brit Awards, the world probably turned upside down and we’re now living in a bizarro world where stranger-than-life things like this happen.