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March 19, 2015 / Posted by:

Kathy Bowman (as played by Meagen Fay), the Goopy Paltrow of Lanford and the Conner’s snobby neighbor on Roseanne!

Kathy Bowman was only in a handful of episodes, but she was one of Roseanne’s most memorable characters thanks to the stick shoved firmly up her tight b-hole and the imaginary stick that held up her nose every time she was around the uncouth peasants of Lanford. Kathy was forced to move to Lanford from the big fancy city of Chicago after her husband got a job as a manager at the plastics factory where Roseanne, Jackie and Crystal used to work. Kathy, her husband and their son Todd moved into the house next door to the Conners.

Todd and DJ became friends and Roseanne tried to be friendly with Kathy, but Kathy had the sense of humor an old-timey schoolmarm’s clenched asshole and thought she was better than the peons of Lanford. I know, Kathy is judging hos when she walks around in public dressed like the Gorton’s fisherman. Kathy and Roseanne got into it a few more times before the Bowmans had to move back to Chicago after Todd Bowman got laid off from the plastics factory.

Kathy and Roseanne eventually made up and I’m sure they learned something from each other. Kathy learned that yes, she’s better than most people and Roseanne learned that stuck-up bitches dress a mess:

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Shortly after moving back to Chicago, Kathy’s husband realized he was married to a snobby, humorless fun hater, so they got a divorced. Kathy also realized that she was way too good for Chicago, so she moved to Beverly Hills where she and her sister Marie opened an exclusive boutique called Veeeery Expensive.

(For Beth)

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