The cast of Pretty Woman reunited on Today for the 25th anniversary and here’s a picture from that segment, which shot a couple of days ago and airs on Tuesday. There’s Hector Elizondo (Barney), Laura San Giacomo (Kit De Luca), Gary Marshall (director), some smug butt plug, Julia Roberts (Vivian Ward) and Richard Gere (Edward). I’m sure by now you’ve already pushed yourself away from your desk, got up out of your chair and screamed:
WHERE THE FUCK IS MARIE, SNOBBY SALESWOMAN #2?????!!!!!!!!!
Every single one of those bitches at the reunion are bold as all hell. They’re sitting there with smiles on their faces like everything is fun rainbows and happiness when they know very well that their little reunion is shit without the true star of that movie. Does anybody really remember what Julia Roberts’ character said in Pretty Woman? (Okay, yes people do, but just go with me on this.) But everyone remembers the highly important and plot-changing line that the pivotal character of Marie, snobby saleswoman #2 (as played by former HSOTD Shane Ross), said to Julia (at the 1:00 mark):
That line changes EVERYTHING. Pretty Woman wouldn’t be the mega hit it was without that line and performance. Matt Lauer probably planned to do a 75-minute in-depth interview with Shane Ross, but Julia Roberts had it axed, because she’s always been jealous of the thespian who stole the show. Color me sad. Whatever, Shane Ross is probably busy playing Lady Macbeth on the London stage anyway. She doesn’t need those amateurs.
Below is a preview of the reunion, but just know that by pressing play, you are betraying Marie, snobby saleswoman #2.