Open Post: Hosted By Whatever Is Coming Out Of Iggy Azalea’s Mouth In This Video

March 18, 2015 / Posted by:

Iggy Azalea just keeps the gifts coming, even old ass gifts from 2013.

This clip that’s been making the round of Iggy Azalea mouth farting into the mic at the Splash Festival in Germany will make you laugh, cry and scream for a priest because bitch sounds possessed. While looking like Lady Godiva Lady Russell Stover, the rillest MC in da game spit out the sounds of a train wreck. Let me try to transcribe the shit-covered word salad that fell of her mouth hole:

TIGER MONKS TIGER MONKS FINUH ON DA FIRE MARKS ALKJDLKFJL ADJFLKASJDFLSDAFJDFSD** SADFJLADSJFKLADJFKLADF * MASTAH KLJDSSLFJDSLKF XKJLDFJLJ4$ ADKJFLKASDJFLKJADSFKL WEEN AH WEEN AH WEEN AH WEEN LKJSADFLKJADSKFLJLDSFAJ *** GIT GIT JALKDSJFLKASDJFLKDSJLFDKSAJ LLLLL POP OP AKJDFLKAJDSFKLJADFSLKADFSJ ***JLKJLKASJFKLASFD

I had to stop there, because my ears jumped off of my head and I had to chase them around the room. Duct tape yours ear down to your head before pressing play on this mess:

If you switched Siri’s language to Cantonese on your iPhone and asked her to recite a Kanye West rant backwards, she’d make more sense than Iggy does in that clip. Bitch sounds like Nell speaking tongues in Pig Latin after burning her tongue on hot soup. I did hear a “chickabee” or two in there.

What I’m saying is that this is my favorite Iggy Azalea performance of all-time. All hail the Queen of Scat!

via ONTD

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