FoxHol Is Alive: Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Held Hands

March 18, 2015 / Posted by:

It’s been well over a year since all of us gossiping bitches whispered in the corner of the high school cafeteria, “I see that Katie Holmes trick is coming for Taylor Swift’s title as the prolific queen of beards,” when it was rumored that Scientology escapee Katie Holmes is motorboating Jamie Foxx’s luscious tits. That rumor sort of went away until yesterday when People said that they’re still a thing, but they’re keeping it really casual. And today, UsWeekly fisted some more life into that rumor by publishing a picture of Katie and Jamie holding hands somewhere last month. FoxHole is alive and dripping with love.

In the picture, Jamie looks like he’s holding Katie’s hand for support as she reads a devastating text (examples: Suri Cruise crying about how Blue Ivy Carter got the last pair of gold python Balenciega sandals, Suri Cruise cursing Katie out for wearing that fug outfit in public, etc…).

UsWeekly says that FoxHol started out as casual, but they’ve slowly gotten more serious and Jamie has even dropped a few of his usual hos to spend more time with Katie. Katie is getting something from Jamie she never got from Tom Cruise and Jamie even has a really original nickname for Katie:

“Jamie is someone she can trust and have fun with,” a mutual pal tells Us of Holmes, who shares 8-year-old daughter Suri with ex-hubby Cruise, to whom she was married from 2006 to 2012. “She’s getting everything from Jamie that she didn’t get with Tom.”

Foxx, for his part, is equally taken with the Dawson’s Creek alum. According to one insider, he even refers to her using the term of endearment “my girl” — as in, “My girl is calling.”

In case you didn’t figure it out, by “getting everything from Jamie,” the source means she’s getting dick instead of “a plastic turkey baster full of L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen jizz.” The fun haters at Gossip Cop have already shot down UsWeekly’s story. A source tells them the picture was taken at a read-through for a new animated movie and nothing romantic is going on.

TMZ co-signs UsWeekly’s story, sort of. They say there is something going on between Jamie and Katie and apparently Tommy Girl doesn’t like it. Tommy and Katie don’t talk at all even about Suri. They only talk through their people. TMZ’s source wouldn’t spill all the details, but said that Tommy “has been concerned in the past with other boyfriends because of a possible negative influence on Suri.

Tommy calling somebody else a “negative influence”? HAHAHA. Scientology’s brainwashing capabilities are stronger than I thought. But seriously, I don’t know if I believe TMZ’s source. I’d think that Tommy would want to spend more time with Katie if she’s fucking Jamie Foxx. Tommy would regularly knock on her door and say, “Was Jamie Foxx just here? Did you make sexual intercourse with him? Have you showered yet? Can I smell your vagina?”  They’d be closer than ever!

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