Night Crumbs
Patrick Schwarzenegger screamed on Twatter about how he’s not cheating on the hillbilly chipmunk after he was papped hugging some chick during Spring Break in Miami. Sorry, you little twink, but Billy Ray Cyrus is not going to buy that shit and is totally going to git you for this. But don’t worry, just wave a Taco Party Pack at him and he’ll forgive, forget and love you forever – Lainey Gossip
Dianna Agron’s nipple plate made an appearance the other night – Drunken Stepfather
A living and breathing human being with brains has made the decision to marry into the Palin family – Celebitchy
One of the tricks from Vanderpump Rules has a solo sex tape and sadly it isn’t the buff one who may be gay for pay – Reality Tea
Dolce & Gabbana have found a friend in NOM. I can’t wait to see Maggie Gallagher work a black lace dress with gold flowers on it – Towleroad
Hannibal Burress, a new American hero, was the star and voice of reason at the Justin Bieber roast – The Superficial
The time I mistook Hilary Duff for Kate Moss – Popoholic
Azealia Banks and her traumatized pussy did Playboy – Jezebel
Did the same person who Photoshops Kim Kartrashian’s Instagram pictures also do Kylie Jenner’s chichis contouring? – Hollywood Tuna
Emma Thompson and Kevin Kline are going to be in the Beauty and the Beast movie – Pajiba
Kanye West left a fame whore skid mark all over Twatter – Just Jared
But the Log Lady needs a comeback! – OMG Blog
After Justin Bieber mouth shat out a bullshit speech at his roast, I’m sure he went backstage and pissed all over the catering table in the green room as an act of revenge against the meanies who said mean things about him – IDLYITW
It’s a Suzanne Somers creampie! – WWTDD
I’ll have whatever that baby was smoking – The Berry
Behold, the baby who will be serenaded every day with Vin Diesel’s karaoke covers of RiRi songs – Popsugar
Remember that orange suede fringed Wilsons jacket you donated to the Salvation Army in the 90s? Looks like Jessica Simpson picked it up – ICYDK