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March 16, 2015 / Posted by:

Tommy Krångh, the Swedish sign language interpreter who stole all the spotlights and the entire show during Sweden’s Eurovision finals on Saturday night!

The annual display of rhinestone-covered foolery and WTFery known as the Eurovision grand finals is happening in Vienna in May and so European countries are currently deciding which one of their acts is going on to compete for the top prize. Sweden’s finals were on Saturday and the star of the night wasn’t any trick holding a microphone. The star was Tommy Krångh, the sign language interpreter who took the words that floated out of the singer’s mouth, dipped it in glitter glue, set them on fire and launched them into the eyes of viewers. Everyone who watched is now eyelash-less, because Tommy burned them off with his piping hot sign language performance. Bitch showed up and showed out.

Metro UK says that as singer Magnus Carlsson (who ended up winning and is going to the grand finals) belted out his entry, Tommy put on a real theatrical extravaganza while signing. I don’t know Swedish and I don’t know sign language, but I understood Tommy completely, because I am fluent in FAB. The videos of Tommy’s performances have hundreds of thousands of hits and he instantly became a viral star.

Tommy has the looks of a Rubenesque Buster Bluth, the dance skills of a drunk dad when his favorite song comes on and the showmanship of a million dancing poodles. Prepare to pucker!

If Sweden wants to easily win Eurovision, they’d send Tommy as their entry. If they did, every country would immediately drop out, because they know they cannot compete with all the fabulousness that he serves up. There are many things I want in life and at the top of that list is a duet of Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now between Tommy Krångh and Lydia Callas.

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