In case you’re like me and passed out in a wine and Snickerdoodle-induced coma before 10 last night and missed President Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, here he is taking part in the “Mean Tweets” fuckery.
On a scale from Kunty Karl without having his deal meal of orphan blood (read: really, really cuntastically mean) to a kitten being raised by Snow White (read: grossly, disgustingly sweet), the tweets President Obama read out loud were closer to the kitten than Kunty Karl, because they weren’t that mean. But that’s understandable, because if he read the meanest tweets about him, every FCC rule would’ve been broken and practically every tweet would have come from @VictoriaJackson.
As your cousin screamed on Facebook, “Y IZ OBAMAS LAFFING ON TV WEN THE COUNTRY IS CRUMBLINGS!?11!”, Obama read these not-so-mean tweets:
That one about Coors Light… I didn’t believe it, but then I looked it up and they’re right. $23! That is the ultimate “Thanks Obama.” If they want to get that Coors Light taste for less, they should just drink paint thinner and watered down piss. It’s cheaper, probably tastes better and will get you drunk faster! Click here to see all the clips from Obama’s time with Kimmel if you missed it.