Night Crumbs

March 13, 2015 / Posted by:

A strange thing happened last night…. Canadian-American blossom Pamela Anderson showed up to some event with her teenage son and she looked like she was in half-assed Elvira Hancock from Scarface Cosplay and I kind of liked it.  – Lainey Gossip

Speaking of Pamela Anderson, she just got a restraining order against the dried butt cherry of an ex-husband who claims she’s a serial abortion-having fake vegan – TMZ

“My father is afro-latino” is the new “I have a black friend!” – Towleroad

Humanized bronzer stick Xtina is supposedly acting like a diva bitch on the set of Nashville, and hopefully Connie Britton goes full Tami Taylor by checking a hussy – Celebitchy

This video of the modern Aphrodite known as CoCo is a tutorial for “How To Bring The Definition Of Elegance To Life”Drunken Stepfather

Tika Barber’s wife may replace Teresa Giudice on The Real HouseMesses Of New JerseyReality Tea 

Dominic Cooper might play the title role in AMC’s Preacher. I don’t know what that shit is about, but I do know that I’d gladly let him deliver his sermon into me (and no, I don’t know what that means either)  – The Superficial 

FYI: Kelly Brook wore purple chonies the other day – Hollywood Tuna 

FYI: Eva Longoria talked into her phone while wearing heels and jeans the other day – Popoholic

In “Motherfucker, it’s just Fashion Police” news, Kathy Griffin asked her friends to tweet support for her after she quit that mess – Jezebel

Some Serbian pop star claims that Kim Kartrashian stole her look, to which I say, bitch please. I’m sure there’s some robot hooker alien on Neptune who has been working the same look for eons – IDLYITW

STFU Harvey WeinsteinPajiba

STFU KanyeICYDK

STFU Charlie Hunnam and give us full frontal already – Popsugar

Archie looks like a rejected One Direction member now – OMG Blog

CBS is bringing back all the shows your mom loves! – SOW

Man nipples galore for you hos – The Berry

Mo’Nique will go off in 3…2…. – Vulture

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