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March 13, 2015 / Posted by:

Kristin, the sole survivor of last night’s disastrous episode of Jeopardy!

On last night’s episode of Jeopardy!, Alex Trebek nearly threw up his cards, quit the game and headed to a hotel to meet up with a Yellow Pages hooker. If this mess was The Hunger Games, Kristin would be the Katniss, because she was the last person standing at the end of it all. Bitches fell left and right and there Kristin stood. As most of you know, the only way you get kicked out of Final! Jeopardy is if you tell Alex Trebek to eat shit and if you end up with a negative score. Well, last night, two out of three contestants ended up in the red. This is some Celebrity Jeopardy SNL skit shit.

Uproxx says that this isn’t even the first time a mess like this has happened. It happened in 2011. Below is the clip where the other contestants Brad and Stephanie get knocked out. I can’t even hate on those two. If I was on Jeopardy, I’d end up with a -$5,000,000,000 score, because I’d answer every clue with, “What is leaky dick, Alex?”

Kristin didn’t exactly win since she got the Final! Jeopardy¬†clue wrong, but she didn’t go full womp womp by betting it all. She’ll be back tonight where I hope she’ll continue to slay bitches. And this is what it looked like when Brad and Stephane met their demise:

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All of us are Stephanie, pretty much. Maybe she should’ve been HSOTD. We’re all at -$6,800. I guess, Stephanie and Brad are now selling their asses in The Valley somewhere, because they owe Jeopardy now, right?

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