54-Year-Old Timothy Hutton And His 26-Year-Old American Crime Co-Star Are “SECRETLY” Living Together
The first two episodes of American Crime are in my DVR, but I haven’t started watching it yet, because there’s only so many TV watching hours in the night and I choose to watch highly artistic and spiritually fulfilling shows like Real Housewives of Melbourne, Shahs of Sunset, House Hunters Renovation, Love, Lust or Run and My 600-lb Life. I know, I should really give my melted brain a break from taking in such complicated art and watch some dumbed-down trash every now and again. Well, thanks to The Daily Mail, when I do get around to watching American Crime, I’ll know that Oscar winner Timothy Hutton and the chick who plays the teenage meth head are possibly rubbing fuck parts in real-life.
A source tells the highly-esteemed literary journal of truthery that 54-year-old Timothy Hutton and his American Crime co-star, 26-year-old Caitlin Gerard, fell in love while shooting the show in Austin, TX. Apparently, Timothy and Caitlin are so into each other that she moved into the house he bought in Austin. She’s now SECRETLY living with Timothy and Noah Hutton, the 27-year-old son he made with his first wife Debra Winger.
Now sources tell Daily Mail Online that the two are secretly living together.
“Even though Caitlin wasn’t born until 1988 – seven years after Tim won his Best Supporting Actor Oscar for Ordinary People – she fell head over heels in love with him,” says a source.
“Tim and Caitlin have been trying to keep their love under wraps,” adds the source, “but they’ve been seen out and about in Austin and San Marcos, shopping and dining out at such places as Gil’s Broiler in historic old San Marcos.”
SECRETLY! I picture Caitlin parking at the end of the block and dressing up like a cable company repair person before going into the house so nobody thinks she actually lives there. Whenever somebody comes over, Caitlin has to quickly remove all traces of her ass in the house and hide in one of the closets until they leave. Basically, she’s living like I did during my first couple of months in NYC when I stayed with my sister and we didn’t want her landlord to find out.
The source pretty much outed itself as Timothy Hutton’s dick, because it bragged about all the famous women he’s been with:
“Tim’s dated some very high-profile types. His romantic conquests include Ronald Reagan’s daughter Patti Davis, actresses Diane Lane, Mary Louise Parker, Angelina Jolie, Roseanna Arquette, and Downton Abby star Elizabeth McGovern. It’s rumored that Angelina was so heartbroken when he called it quits that she had an ‘H’ tattooed on her wrist because of her love for him.”
Timothy Hutton’s dick is so good that it’s got bitches inking his initials into their skin. It would make sense if Timothy Hutton is a world-class dickmatizer, because that would explain why that Caitlin chick is doing him while he’s got that “relaxed Albert Einstein hair” on his head. That hair is the real American Crime. With that said, I soooo would.
Here’s Timothy Hutton, his maybe piece Caitlin Gerard and Felicity Huffman at the premiere screening for American Crime on March 1st in L.A.
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