Night Crumbs

March 11, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Scott Eastwood claims that he turned down Fifty Shades of Grey, because there was no script and they wanted him to do full frontal. Bitch, please. It’s a good thing Scott Eastwood is hot, because he’s a damn liar. But if he is telling the truth about there being no script, then why did they have to go and mess it up? Fifty Shades would’ve been the perfect movie if it was no words and all dick – Lainey Gossip

This is what Quentin Tarantino orders for dessert – Drunken Stepfather

Juicy Joe says he isn’t passing his gross dick to another while Teresa Giudice is in prison, which means that he’s totally passing his gross dick to another while Teresa Giudice is in prison – Reality Tea

Duchess Kate giving you Cruella Dullville – Celebitchy

Shouldn’t there be security guards, ninjas and Kevin Costner’s Bodyguard character protecting Taylor Swift’s $40 million legs? – Hollywood Tuna

I’m sure Michele Bachmann will save the day when she destroys all of the sharks in Sharknado 3 with her crazy eyes – Jezebel

Charlie Sheen is threatening to murder Chuck Lorre, because he hasn’t done that this year and it’s an annual event – WWTDD

The chick who sued Vh1 for showing her snatch is getting a whole lot of nothing – The Superficial

Panty Creamer of the Day: Some Instagram model turned real model – The Berry

Jared Leto was a teenage stripper. Weren’t we all? – Towleroad

JLo looks hot and I can’t believe I typed that without sarcasm oozing out of my finger pores – Popoholic

Have your butler pull out the smelling salts and make sure your fainting couch is nearby, because I have devastating and shocking news to tell you. Love & Hip Hop is fake and scripted – Defamer

No. – IDLYITW

Renee Zellweger’s new face has settled a bit – Just Jared

One of Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s ex-pieces is getting married – Popsugar

That E! reality show that was supposed to document Bruce Jenner’s “journey” to becoming a woman on the outside has been put on hold. Hmmm… I wonder why? Cut to Pimp Mama Kris cackling while pressing the pause button – ICYDK

Kathy Griffin says she would’ve never told the “patchouli and weed” joke that Ghouliana Rancid told – HuffPo

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