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March 10, 2015 / Posted by:

The highly-esteemed and always truthful The National Enquirer claims that yodeling broomstick Taylor Swift has insured her legs for $40 million, because apparently she fell down, hit her head and woke up thinking she’s Mary Fucking HartLainey Gossip

Taylor Swift is on the cover of Dolly Magazine and sadly that magazine isn’t devoted to all things Dolly Parton. We should all write our congressperson about this atrocity! – Drunken Stepfather

Marvel isn’t going to Comic-Con this year. Who needs them anyway?! I’m sure Phoebe Price will show up dressed like a slutty Ant-Man – Celebitchy

Bella Thorne is on the cover of Nylon Español wearing I don’t even know what – Hollywood Tuna

Okay, but when is Netflix going to start doing crossover episodes, because I really want to see Daredevil and Frank Underwood team up to break Taystee out of Litchfield – The Superficial

50 Cent’s 2-year-old son got a $700,000 modeling deal, so says 50 Cent – Gawker

Harry Hamlin calls Real Housewives of Beverly Hills art,” as two men in white coats creep up behind him to drag him away since he’s obviously lost it – Reality Tea

“Where’s the medieval peen?” is what I said at least 4 times while watching trailer for the new season of Game of ThronesTowleroad

Why is Selena Gomez wearing an outfit my sister always wore during her freshmen year of high school in the 90s? – Popoholic

ICYNSI (In case you’ve never seen it): Bette Davis in a dishwasher commercial – Jezebel

And here’s bare man ass courtesy of Russell Tovey and Johnathan GroffOMG Blog

Here’s how to say “I love you” in a bunch of languages. But what I really want to know is how to say “FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU” in a bunch of languages since that would be more useful to me – The Berry

Eva Mendes talks about her baby – HuffPo

Bitch Goes Down: The Ariana Grande Latte edition – SOW

BREAKING: Duchess Kate repeated an outfit – Popsugar

Johnny Depp’s breath smells exactly the way you’d expect it to smell – ICYDK

So…this is what Angie Stone has been up to lately – Just Jared

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