Shock And Surprise: A Cat Is February’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

March 9, 2015 / Posted by:

Voting for February’s Hot Slut of the Month has come to an end and it wasn’t even close. The “Don’t Give A Fuck” Pussy got more votes than the other three combined. The former Red Carpet Queen of the Oscars Edy Williams got 21.2% of the votes, Velvet the TV pilot from 1984 got 9.81% of the votes and Peruvian blossom Susy Diaz got 9.05% of the votes. The”Don’t Give A Fuck” Pussy got 60.05% of the votes. This means that, so far, there’s two cats in the Hot Slut of the Year finals. My dog is already mad at me, because I cleaned crusties from his eyes today, and if he knew that my site was a forum for pro-cat propaganda, he’d really hate me forever.

If a Hot Slut of the Month trophy existed, I wouldn’t send one to February’s winner, because that bitch would just knock it off the table anyway. Pussy don’t care.

Thanks to everyone who voted! Now I’m off to change the name of Dlisted to Pussylisted.

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