Night Crumbs
It’s been a while since I’ve posted about The Porn Iguana, so the answer is “YES” if you’ve been wondering if she still exudes demureness, grace and all-natural beauty. She’s truly gotten more modest as she’s gotten older, because a year ago she would’ve worn penny-sized nipple pasties and a clit sock to the beach – Reality Tea
And let’s take a break from rolling our eyes at fame whores to actually feel warmness in our coal hearts from seeing Chris Evans and Chris Pratt once again visit sick kids in the hospital – Lainey Gossip
Sean Penn thinks you’re “fragrantly stupid” if you were offended by his Oscars joke and I think Charlize Theron is “fragrantly stupid” for boning him on the regular – Celebitchy
Zoe Kravitz has a swimsuit wedgie and this is what it looks like in case you were wondering – Drunken Stepfather
About that last paragraph in this post about 90s hot piece turned cult leader Andrew Keegan… I was just trying to find the highest plane of existence, okay? They didn’t have to call the cops! That’s not very spiritual-ey of them – Jezebel
Amber Rose’s slut powers get stronger the more you slut shame her – The Superficial
I blame Alicia Silverstone for this – Towleroad
What in Haunted Mansion ghost funeral HELL is Dame Helen Mirren wearing? – Just Jared
Where Are They Now: The Children Of Horror Movies Edition – Movie Pilot
Uma Thurman is the Imelda Marcos of lipstick owners – OMG Blog
I hope abuelita got up and beat that dude with her ping pong paddle for hitting the ball so far – Hollywood Tuna
The perfect portrait of sunshine: MiserAlba always is – Popoholic
I don’t think this cat gives a shit that it got caught doing something weird. It’s pissed that its human is recording without permission and it will get revenge! – The Berry
Cameron Diaz went brown – HuffPo
Suki Waterhouse wants to upgrade her status to beard wife – ICYDK
While Professor Clooney cheeses it up for the cameras, her husband looks like he’s got the runs in a bad way and needs to get home – Popsugar
Sam Simon, the co-creator of The Simpsons who saved Benjy the gay bull from the slaughterhouse, has died – Pajiba
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