Hot Slut Of The Day!

Cosmic Brownies!!!!

I did not know that Cosmic Brownies by Little Debbie are a thing that still exists on this planet until I saw a box of them at the grocery store the other day. I almost bought a box until I remembered that I am a grown up now who eats a different and better kind of cosmic brownie. But these were crack to kids in the 90s. The kids whose parents regularly bought these for them for lunch probably dropped out of school early and retired, because they made their fortune from selling the internal organs that other kids in school traded them for just half of a Cosmic Brownie.

That shady sugar pusher Little Debbie probably paid off the FDA to let them leave “pure potent crack” off of the ingredients list on a box of Cosmic Brownies. I mean, the faces of chirrun seriously lit up when someone brought these out. I don’t think kids still go crazy over that shit today. They have probably moved on to actual chocolate-covered crack.

But oh, the 90s, a time when kids couldn’t get enough of a sugar bar covered in caca droppings from a Lisa Frank bird.