Hot Slut Of The Day!

Traffic Jam Jimmy, the traffic reporter from Baltimore’s FOX45 who isn’t going to let some dumb shit called “doing his job” get in the way of a Filet-O-Fish from McDonald’s!

If the Internet has taught us anything it’s that cats are entertaining doing almost anything AND to trust nothing because the Internet lies and pulls tricks on you. So when I watched this video the other day, I looked at it with squinty eyes, because it felt like a STUNT QUEEN viral stunt orchestrated by McDonald’s. Well, I hope Traffic Jam Jimmy at least got a few free fish-flavored worm sandwiches out of it (that shit isn’t real fish).

During a morning report on Fox45, reporter Candace Dold threw it over to Traffic Jam Jimmy right as he was pulling into a McDonald’s to order a fish sandwich for breakfast. The answer to the questions, “Who the HELL eats a fish sandwich from McDonald’s?” and “Who the HELL eats a fish sandwich from McDonald’s for breakfast?” has been answered in one video. If this shit isn’t a viral stunt, then Traffic Jam Jimmy has allocated all of the fucks he gives to getting that fish sammy (SPOILER ALERT: He doesn’t get it, because it’s breakfast times.)

No, Traffic Jam Jimmy’s beard isn’t toxic orange because that’s one of the side effects from eating too many fish sandwiches from McDonald’s. It’s orange because he dyed it to support Marylanders with MS. A dude who does himself up like a Lisa Frank Yukon Cornelius and gives no fucks is an American hero.

(Thanks to everybody who sent it in)