That’s Professor Amal Clooney To You!

While George Clooney shoots some movie with Jodie Foster on Long Island, his wife Amal Clooney will school bitches. Amal’s wedding extravaganza pictures showed me that she should teach hos at Barbizon how to cheese it up right for the cameras, but that’s not what she’s teaching. Professor Amal will lecture on human rights law at Columbia Law School in NYC this spring. Page Six says that Professor Amal will lecture in Professor Sarah H. Cleveland’s Human Rights course and she’ll speak about human rights litigation strategies and other smart people stuff. Amal released this statement through Columbia Law School:

“It is an honor to be invited as a visiting professor at Columbia Law School alongside such a distinguished faculty and talented student pool. I look forward to getting to know the next generation of human rights advocates studying here.”

Cut to the editors at Star, UsWeekly, Life & Style, InTouch and every other tabloid trying to get their interns into that class so they can ask her important questions like, “Um, Professor White Gloves, when are you and George Clooney going to make a baby?”

Meanwhile, Sarah Larson also announced today that she’s going to teach a 6-class course for The Learning Annex on “Body Shots and How To Properly Do Them” at a Holiday Inn Express in Van Nuys. I wish.