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March 5, 2015 / Posted by:

TS Madison!

TS Madison’s Twitter bio says she’s a trans mogul, recording artist, adult entertainment company owner, Internet celebrity sensation, viral vlogger and Queen of Vine. I need to add “wise philosopher of our time” and “the only self-help guru any of us need” to her bio, because her Vine is a fountain of never-ending wisdom. TS Madison is like Tony Robbins and Deepak Chopra if Tony Robbins and Deepak Chopra spit out some actual useful life tips and words to live by.

The Plato of Vine gifted the Internet with 5 important rules of life earlier this year and I wish I would’ve seen this shit then, because these would’ve been my New Year’s resolutions. I didn’t see it until this week after RuPaul tweeted it a few times. Fuck The Secret. The Secret should be pulled off of the shelves and its publisher should release a new and improved version of it. The improved The Secret should only be one page long and on that page should be the address to this Vine, because this is what you need to know to live life right.

So, to recap, here’s the Tao of TS Madison:

1. Be yourself, bitch.

2. Step your pussy up, honey.

3. Get a jawb.

4. Own a business, bitch.

5. Suck a dick!

I fully expect every hotel, motel, halfway house, bed and breakfast, etc…. to replace the Bible in the nightstand with a paper with these 5 life rules on it. And we pray!

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