No, Taylor Swift didn’t actually moonwalk for the paps. I WISH! Taylor Swift’s moonwalk would probably make RiRi’s jacked-up moonwalk look like the spirit of Michael Jackson himself possessed her body as she walked on the actual moon.
Taylor was leaving a friend’s house in West Hollywood, CA yesterday and she wasn’t in the mood to give face to the paps who were stalking the garage, so her bodyguard helped her walk backwards into an SUV. That seems like a lot of work. If Taylor wanted to watch those paps scatter and run far, far away, she should’ve just blasted that “Shake It Off” song at them. They wouldn’t be able to take pictures of her while covering their ears with their hands and screaming for bloody mercy. via Defamer
First of all, that has to be the cleanest garage I’ve ever seen. Where is the spare refrigerator? I did not know that garages without spare refrigerators in them existed. Second of all, if Taylor had a giant herp sore, she shouldn’t be embarrassed about it and try to hide it by walking backwards like she’s Sia or some shit. She should’ve just dressed up that sore with some glitter and worked it.