On last night’s episode of The Real Dynasty Wannabes of Beverly Hills (And Encino), a restaurant in Amsterdam turned into the ring of PLOW (The Plastic Ladies Of Wrestling) when Lisa Rinna went after Kim Richards for alluding to having dirt on her husband Harry Hamlin. Lisa Rinna gave her greatest performance since her Depends commercial.
Jerri Blank’s long-lost twin sister Kim Richards has claimed that she’s been sober for 3 months, but during the last few episodes she’s been acting like she has fallen face first off the wagon. Lisa Rinna’s sister died of an overdose and Harry Hamlin has been sober for a few years, so she put on her Captain Save-A-Ho hat and got concerned about Kim’s current state. Kim already told Lisa to keep her nose out of her asshole, but her sobriety came up again during their dinner in Amsterdam last night and the totally natural, unscripted messiness came out.
Kim Richards turned up her cuntiness all the way by saying that she hates Eileen Davidson’s face and hair (HA!) before she went after Lisa Rinna. Yolanda Foster told Kim that Lisa is just concerned because her sister died of an overdose and her husband is sober, to which messy Kim said, “Let’s not talk about the husband.” One thing I learned while watching these train wreck shows is that if you’re ever a writer or a producer on one of them and want to start a brawl, just make one wife to say to the other wife, “Let’s not talk about your husband, bitch.” They lose their minds over that shit. The other wife doesn’t even have to say anything bad about the husband. She just has to say, “Let’s not talk about your husband,” and it’s on. What if Kim Richards was going to go on to say, “Let’s not talk about the husband, because we’d be here all night if we did since I have so many wonderful things to say about him! I love him!”
Lisa wasn’t hearing it and her hemorrhoid lips nearly split and exploded when Kim brought up Harry. Thanks to Lisa’s soap opera training, she knew that she needed to bring the theater by threatening to choke a trick out and breaking a glass. The best part of this clip is at around the 3:14 mark when Kyle Richards randomly runs out of the restaurant like her hair is on fire. Bitch is running like an abuelita with a chancleta is chasing her.
UsWeekly says that Lisa and Kim get into another verbal bitch fight during the finale and they went at it again during the taping of the reunion on February 21st. Kim still acted like she has some kind of ESCANDALOSONESS on Harry Hamlin. I’m sure the lines, “Don’t you DARE bring my husband or children into it, bitch,” was said at least ten thousand times.
A show source told Us that Richards and Rinna go at it again in the finale, and then once more in a shouting match during the reunion.
“Since Amsterdam, those two really hate each other,” a show source told Us. “The reunion is intense.”
The reunion, which was taped Feb. 21 in Los Angeles, will see another confrontation about what secret Richards claims Hamlin is hiding. In this case, however, it’s much ado about nothing. “It only exists in Kim’s mind,” a source explains to Us.
My guess is that the big secret is that Harry cries at the bottom of his shower every night, because just when he thought he was done with reality shit shows and was finally doing respectable crap like Mad Men, he’s back to doing reality shit shows again. But let’s not talk about Lisa’s husband, bitch.
Here’s some of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills at the Family Equality Council’s Los Angeles Awards on Sunday night.