Chelsea Handler Denies She Got A Tit Lift By Showing Her Tits On Twitter

March 4, 2015 / Posted by:

Lately, you may have seen Chelsea Handler’s nipples more than you’ve seen your own, because she has splattered them all over Twitter to fight against Instagram’s anti-nipple policy. Chelsea does have a point, because I saw a topless picture of David Mcintosh on Instagram yesterday and his tits are bigger than hers. Chelsea’s been flashing her chichis more than John Travolta on Mardi Gras night in the Scientology bathhouse and she wants everyone to think she’s protesting for the #FreeTheNipple campaign. But a source tells UsWeekly that the real reason she keeps getting topless on Twitter is because she had her chichis lifted higher and wants to show them off.

The former E! host, who recently turned the big 4-0, had the surgery done because she was “stressed about looking saggy,” an insider tells Us.

“She is obsessed, so she keeps posting,” the source explains of all those topless snaps.

I don’t blame her. If I had my b-hole steamed, bleached and plumped up with fillers, I’d show it off on a billboard and in a public access commercial. But Chelsea quickly slapped that story down with her tits by saying on Twitter that many men have touched her chichis but a plastic surgeon wasn’t one of them. To prove that her chichis haven’t been touched by a plastic surgeon’s scalpel, she tweeted another picture of her bare chichis. The uncensored pic is after the cut because chichis.

Bitch probably leaked that fake story to UsWeekly just so she’d have another to reason to flash her tits on Twitter. She’s a tit-flashing mastermind genius.

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