America’s most wholesome family, The Duggars, took a break from shooting tiny humans into the air through their tennis ball machine vaginas and destroying eyeballs with their up-close kissing to have a little fun in the snow. But of course, the Duggars can’t have a little fun in the snow without being lukewarm shit bags about it.
The Duggars aren’t content with causing damage to their own pussies by birthing out a hundred kids in a row. They have to try to cause damage to other pussies as well. On Sunday, Jill Duggar’s husband and future baby father Derick Dillard Instagrammed a video of him playing a little game of cat bowling in the snow. He was the ball and an innocent cat was the pin. With a little help from a baking pan sled and a friend, Derick tried to run over a cat who was just trying to live its own life while the other Duggars cheered and laughed.
Here’s Derick Dillard demonstrating that all life is sacred except for cats:
Even though the cat didn’t get hit, it did not forget this and it will get its revenge on those Duggars!
Shortly after this video was filmed, that cat got on a Greyhound bus and traveled the country collecting its army. It picked up current HSOTM Bart the Zombie Cat, Tara the Hero Cat, Lux from Portland and every other pussy who will gladly claw a bitch for a good cause. Once that ginger cat assembles its army, they will make their way to Arkansas and wreak havoc on the Duggars. There is nothing like a pussy scorned. To quote the Bible:
For we know him who said, “Don’t fuck with cats.” And again, “No, really, don’t fuck with them. It will never end well.” – Hebrews 10:30