Night Crumbs

March 3, 2015 / Posted by:

Lainey has a blind item about some newish Hollywood mom who snorted a few lines of the Lohan powder in front of strangers. This could really be all of them and I’m not exaggerating this time. I’m surprised all new moms and dads aren’t snorting huge, fat lines of the bad shit out in the open at all times, because that is a natural reaction to trying to deal with a screaming baby – Lainey Gossip

This has to be the most boring royal fight ever and I’m sure they’ll settle it with a game of backgammon while sipping decaf Earl Grey tea – Celebitchy

I fully expect to see Brit Brit’s escapee weave on eBay and I’m sure Daddy Spears will be the seller – Drunken Stepfather

Andy Cohen promises a bombshell on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion and my guess is that Giggy Vanderpump will reveal that he’s actually a cat – Reality Tea

“HA!” said the Hammaconda who eats average-sized dicks as an amuse-bouche before dinner (and yes, I’m considering fapping to the image of Jon Hamm’s dick eating dicks) – Jezebel

Russell Tovey tries to clarify his “I’m glad I’m not a flaming flamer from FlameVille” comment – Towleroad

AnnaLynne McCord or a middle-aged Nevada socialite on her way to audition for The Real Housewives of Reno? – Popoholic

Spencer Pratt’s existence is driving Anna Kendrick to suicidal thoughts – Pajiba

Um, I don’t see a picture of Richard SimmonsThe Berry

I see that Khlozilla has been using the in-house Photoshop team – The Superficial

Kelly Brook’s pap pictures aren’t the same without that big bag of muscles wobbling behind her in shorty shorts – Hollywood Tuna

#THEDRESS was on Ellen, because of course it was – Just Jared

Madge totally fucked that sock afterward and I hope it’s her new boy toy – Boy Culture

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Edward Snowden: This is what that looks like – IDLYITW

I bet Barney totally wants to sex on that purple vagina on Bjork’s chest – OMG Blog

BREAKING: Justin Timberlake actually posted a picture of his wife’s face on Instagram – Popsugar

Hilary Duff looks really happy and excited to be pooting out a fart on the cover of CosmoICYDK

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