Anna Wintour Is Trying To Get Babies Banned From New York Fashion Week

March 2, 2015 / Posted by:

No, North West is not making that sneer face because Anna Wintour wants to ban her from the front row of every New York Fashion Week show. That is probably the best news she’s ever heard, because if it happens she’ll no longer have to suffer through that boring shit. North West is probably throwing a sneer because Lucifer’s hardest-whoring minion is holding her while parading her in front of all the paps she called at Heathrow in London. Wouldn’t you throw an “ew” face too?

The Daily Mail says that the dark priestess of fashion, Anna Wintour, got every designer of every London Fashion Week show she attended to agree to not let babies sit in the audience. Now that Anna has made London Fashion Week a baby-free zone, she’s trying to do the same for New York Fashion Week. Anna is not going to let an encore performance of North West’s Fashion Week cry show happen again. Anna can barely deal with a screaming baby while she’s sucking its soul out in the dungeon under the Death Eaters’ lair, so she really can’t deal with a screaming baby at a fashion show. Some “fashion industry insider” tells Radar that Anna is trying to get the rule “NO BABIES” added to the list of things not allowed at New York Fashion Week, along with No Food and No Smiles.

“Anna doesn’t think fashion shows are appropriate for very young children such as North West. The loud music, the lights from the show, along with flashes from all of the cameras, and of course, all of the people is just overwhelming to a toddler. Anna never would have brought her now-adult children to fashion shows when they were young.”

Like Anna Wintour gives three shits about the well-being of a human baby. She just cares about the well-being of her nerves, because one breaks every time she hears a human child wail. If Anna gets cry babies banned from New York Fashion Week, that means that technically Kanye West and Justin Bieber won’t be allowed to go to shows. New York Fashion Week will be safe again! And I fully expect Kunty Karl to fill the audience of the next Chanel show with nothing but babies. His cackle will wake the dead (“So he’ll wake himself, basically?” – you) when Anna Wintour walks in, sees the babies and screams before turning to dust.

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