Archives: March 2015

Cindy Crawford Says That SANS PHOTOSHOP Pic Of Her Is Full Of Photoshop

March 1, 2015 / Posted by:

When a supposedly SANS PHOTOSHOP picture of Cindy Crawford in her underwear and one of old Cruella de Vil’s old Friday night fuck dusters from a Marie Claire Mexico shoot hit the internet, most of us gave Cindy a slow clap for serving up some 48-year-old mother of two body-oddy-oddy and keeping it real in the waist and face area. However, if there was anyone not joining in on the slow clapping for Cindy Crawford’s SANS PHOTOSHOP pic, it was probably Cindy Crawford, because according to the photographer who took it, that pic is a LIE.

TMZ says that a lawyer for Cindy’s photographer is claiming that the picture of a real-looking Cindy Crawford is fake as hell and is threatening the people who released it with a lawsuit unless they take it down and issue and apology. According to the photographer who shot Cindy, that SANS PHOTOSHOP picture is actually BEAUCOUP DE PHOTOSHOP; they claim some shady asshole type stole the pic and went hard on her tummy with the burn tool in Photoshop to make her look old and stretch mark-y on purpose.

Meanwhile, Cindy’s response has been a little more subtle; the day after the picture was released, Cindy’s husband (and the Gretchen Wieners to George Clooney’s Regina George) Rande Gerber posted a picture of Cindy in a bikini to Instagram showing what her stomach really looks like. Then again, it could also be Photoshopped to hell and back. WHO KNOWS? I’m sure the truth is out there, but Mulder and Scully have better things to do than solve the mystery of the Photoshopped former supermodel tummy.

If it’s true and that SANS PHOTOSHOP picture is, in fact, Photoshopped to hell and back, then I can’t help but wonder what kind of bitch would wanna do Cindy dirty like that. Can someone check Adobe’s records to see if they recently licensed a copy of Photoshop under the name “Naomi Campbell“?

Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 1, 2015 / Posted by:

The brick that wanted no part of this criminal ass fuckery! 

Yes, this world is a jacked up place, but you know, every now and again, something happens exactly the way it should happen. Case in point: This Irish car thief tried to break into a car, but the brick wouldn’t let him be wrong. The Irish Independent says that this failed car thief is being called The Thick With The Brick, because when he tried to break a car window with a brick, the brick said “fuck no” to his antics and bounced back, hitting him in the head. And suddenly, I’m singing, “He’s a brick heeeeead,” to myself. Gerry Brady, the owner of a nearby pub, said that he and his girlfriend found the thief lying on the street with a busted face. They thought that maybe the poor dude got jumped and they tried to help him, but realized he was up to no good when he tried to grift their asses.

“He pulled himself up and said he wanted €50 for a taxi. I said ‘Not a chance, I’ve to pay for a new window mate’, that’s when he leaned in and told me he’d burn me out of the pub. I see you, I know you. I’ll burn you out. I’ll tell the gardas you beat me up. I’ll go to my solicitor.”

I’m not totally sure what, “I’ll burn you out. I’ll tell the gardas you beat me up,” means, but I do know that I need to use that line for serious at least once in my life. Gerry and his girlfriend quickly called the gardas. When the gardas picked the brick head up, he claimed that Gerry beat him up. But after the gardas watched the video from a surveillance camera, they not only found out the truth, but they also got the laugh of their lives.

“You should have heard the garda laughing when they saw the video. They were in stitches. Credit to them, they were straight out when we called and found the guy within minutes.”

And finally, here’s the full video of the dude trying to break the car window with smaller rocks before getting owned by that brick.

That brick is a national hero and I fully expect the gardas to give it a special award for its bravery and valor!

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Birthday Sluts

March 1, 2015 / Posted by:

Javier Bardem (46)
Justin Bieber (21)
Daniella Monet (26)
Kesha (28)
Lupita Nyong’o (32)
Jensen Ackles (37)
Liya Kebede (37)
Esther Cañadas (38)
Mark-Paul Gosselaar (41)
George Eads (48)
Booker T (50)
Maurice Benard (52)
Russell Wong (52)
Tim Daly (59)
Catherine Bach (61)
Ron Howard (61)
Alan Thicke (68)
Dirk Benedict (70)
Roger Daltrey (71)
Robert Conrad (80)
Harry Belafonte (88)

Birthday Sluts for February 29th:

Lena Gercke (27)
Mark Foster (31)
Ja Rule (39)
Antonio Sabato Jr. (43)
Anthony Robbins (55)
Gretchen Christopher (75)
Jack Lousma (79)
Alex Rocco (79)
Joss Ackland (87)
Tempest Storm (87)

Pic: L’Uomo Vogue

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