A couple of days ago, Movie Plot wrote a piece about how there’s a rumor that Michelle Rodriguez will play the Green Lantern in the Justice League movie. So, while outside of a restaurant in L.A. last night, a TMZ cameradude asked Zac Efron’s former strap-on dom if it was true she’s going to play The Green Lantern. Michelle, who isn’t the one to turn down a job unless she really thinks Hollywood is going to keep shitting up those Fast and Furious movies forever (which those evil doers probably will), laughed at the rumor. Michelle thinks it’s the dumbest thing she’s ever heard of and the whole “diversity in Hollywood” thing just makes her go ugh. Michelle is sick of all you “minority” actors blatantly stealing white people’s superheroes. Get your own!
“That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I think it’s so stupid for like, because of this whole ‘minorities in Hollywood’ thing. It’s so stupid. Stop stealing all the white people’s superheroes. Make up your own. What’s up with that?”
1. I’m no comic book nerd, but even my not-knowing ass knows that several of the Green Lanterns aren’t white and one of the first is John Stewart (not THAT Jon Stewart) who is black. Also, Movie Plot said that Michelle might play one of the newest Green Lanterns, Jessica Cruz.
2. I’m sure Hollywood will start making those “original” superhero characters as soon as they finish remaking and rebooting every single goddamn movie at least four times. Hollywood will definitely get on that, because we all know they’re just constantly spitting out original stories.
3. They’re fucking fictional characters!
4. I can’t at her for basically saying that casting Jason Momoa as Aquaman is a stupid idea, because a wet Jason Momoa coming out of the ocean in a scaly loincloth is something that needs to happen to my eyes.
Here’s the video of Michelle Rodriguez spitting out her thoughts before getting into her car:
Um, that guy from TMZ shouldn’t have even asked her that question in the first place. What he should’ve asked is her, “Michelle, how many fingers am I holding up?”
UPDATE: Michelle threw up a video on Facebook where she clarified her words as her pussy cleaned itself next to her. What Michelle says she meant is that Hollywood needs to stop being lazy bitches and instead of turning a dude superhero character into a lady or making a white superhero black, they should create new characters. She thinks it’s time to stop trying to fit a different culture into what’s already there. She also burped up something about writing our own mythology. Michelle Rodriguez going on about mythology will make sense to you as soon as you see the vape pen lying on her chest.
And here’s Michelle giving you Chico’s Kind of Day messiness at the 3rd Annual Noble Awards yesterday.