Warning: This video might only be entertaining if your stoned out of your mind or if your name is Britney Spears.
It’s only a matter of time before Madge gets revenge on humanity for her Brit Awards tumble by sprouting wings and taking to the sky to set this entire earth on fire with the flames of anger coming out of her mouth. So in the meantime, let’s enjoy some cuteness and entertainment provided by Maple, a Vine star and Juilliard-trained cowbell player. In this way too short video, Maple helps her human play Blue Oyster Cult’s “Don’t Fear the Reaper” and steals the show while doing so. Kanye spits out a lot of dumb dingles, but he was right when he said that the Grammys should honor true artistry. I hope the Grammys listen to Kanye and nominate Maple for every single category next year. Because every song needs more cowbell.