Lindsay Lohan Thinks Her Acting Is A Gift To The Community And She Should Get Credit For It (UPDATE)
Lindsay Lohan is still scrambling to do whatever she can to keep the judge in L.A. from declaring that she violated probation by not completing 240 community service hours. LiLo already tried to pass off stage door “meet and greets” and letting kids follow her around all day as community service. She also got Esurance to donate $10,000 to CSV, the London-based community service organization that is keeping track of her hours. Well, now TMZ is saying that LiLo tried to count her performance in Speed-The-Plow as community service. Yes, LiLo keeps finding ways to redefine the definition of shameless, but I don’t even know why she’s trying. She could flip off the judge while saying, “Here’s proof of my community service hours, Judge Cunty McEatMe,” and the judge would still let her go and probably sentence themselves to jail for wasting her time.
Sources tell TMZ that prosector Terry White went through all 240 hours and discovered that on one day, LiLo got credit for 6 hours total, but 4 of those hours were for her matinee and evening performances of Speed-The-Plow. The other 2 were for the meet-and-greet after the show. The shadiness didn’t stop there, of course. On another day, LiLo claims she serviced the community from 11am to 3pm. Terry caught that mess in another lie when he called the producers of the play and was told that the show started at 3pm that day and she showed up 35 minutes before curtain. Terry White is also throwing another side-eye at LiLo for counting a fundraiser she threw for CSV.
In a hearing today, Terry White will tell the judge that he believes there’s enough shiftiness in her community service hours report to rule that she violated probation and should be punished. Somewhere, a Lady Justice statue just dropped her sword and scales to grab her stomach while laughing. I mean, Lindsay Lohan actually getting punished by a court of law?!
Terry White needs to LEAVE LINDSAY ALOOOOOOOOOONE! Every second that LiLo was on that stage was a second when she wasn’t hitting a bitch with a bottle or running over babies, so that is a service to the community. Also, every time LiLo steps out in public, she is committing a service to the community, because her face is a PSA warning people of what happens when you fill your face with unmarked fillers bought from the trunk of a car in an alley.
No, that bag of freckled schemes probably won’t get credit for her performances and she shouldn’t, but I do believe that if anybody who has watched The Canyons is convicted of a crime, they should get credit for time served for suffering through that disaster.
And here’s LiLo once again serving the community by posing for the people at the Elle Style Awards in London last night.
UPDATE: The Los Angeles Times says that Judge Mark Young spit at some of the shit that LiLo tried to pass off as community service. He refused to accept some of her hours. He is making her do 125 more hours of community service. She has three months to do it. But you know, I’m sure if it took her 3 years or 30 years or 300 years to complete those hours, the court will still be fine with it.