This Dude Is Ugly, According To Marc Anthony’s Dad

So much for the a face only a father could love theory. During an interview with Meredith Vieira (via E!), Pazuzu’s long-lost twin brother Marc Anthony acknowledged what we all sort of know deep down in our most judgmental heart of hearts: that he’s not exactly…how you say…a looker. However, he didn’t discover this information one day on the internet after searching “Marc Anthony Skeletor how much look like really” or from watching his ex-wife describe her past pieces on Watch What Happens Live; Marc Anthony learned that Marc Anthony was hotness challenged from his father, who also happens to be hotness challenged.

“It is what it is. My dad told me early on, ‘Son, we’re both ugly.’ I swear to God, he says it to this day. He said you work on your personality. It builds character.”

When Meredith asked if that kind of brutal read hurt his feelings, Marc Anthony answered:

“Absolutely not. I was born looking at his face, and he was right.”

Marc Anthony’s dad is right though; even the most Szyslakian face is no match for a panty-dropping personality. If Jon Hamm didn’t look like Jon Hamm, he’d still be eyeball-deep in pussy, because he’s got a great personality. A great, big, thick 12″ personality. NO! It’s because he can make a bitch laugh. Besides, Marc Anthony has the voice of a horny angel, and that’s kind of sexy. It’s also the kind of thing you can close your eyes to and still enjoy while you’re getting your fuck on. Sure, you might have a heart attack once you open them and realize you’re banging Skeletor, but that’s your own fault – humping on the truly sexy sometimes comes with a price!