Kylie Jenner Is 17 And Owns A House That Probably Costs More Than Yours

February 24, 2015 / Posted by:

 

This is the part of the day when we all call our sister and scream at her for not making a sex tape with Ray-J. Because if she did, we’d all be buying ugly multi-million dollar McMansions in Calabasas. Damn our sisters. So selfish!

Both TMZ and E! says that the youngest member of Pimp Mama Kris’ stable bought a $2.7 million house in a gated community called The Oaks in Calabasas, CA. The house is nearly 5,000 square feet and has 5 bedrooms. That’s 5 rooms for Chris Hansen to hide in and wait for Tyga to show up so he can pop up and ask that mess to have a seat. Kourtney Kardashian and Khlozilla both live down the street from Kylie’s new place. TMZ says that Kylie made a mountain of money from Keeping Up with the Kartrashians and is buying the house with her own money.

I didn’t know 17 years olds could buy a house, but I guess they can when their mother is a soulless whore pit viper who will gladly sign off on it. Pimp Mama Kris is probably letting Kylie move into her place, because sometimes when she’s sucking the life and blood out of her latest victim on the kitchen island, a half-naked Tyga walks in from Kylie’s room to get a cold pop. It just ruins the entire mood.

I bet Kylie’s neighbors are going to just love her. Who wouldn’t want to live next to a spoiled rich kid with 100% freedom and an entourage of hanger-ons?

And I may or may not have seen a couple episodes of KUWTK and I may or may not remember that in one of those episodes Rob had to move in with Khlozilla because he couldn’t afford to buy his own place or something. And here’s his little teenage sister dropping over 2 million on a house. ¬†Go ahead and add “being a Kartrashian” on the short list of jobs where women get paid a lot, lot more. Well, the good news for Rob is that he has another futon to crash on when one of his other sisters kicks him out of her multi-million dollar house.

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