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February 24, 2015 / Posted by:

Hellman’s Dijonnaise! 

When mustard seeds and egg yolks bareback fuck, they make a sex cream called Dijonnaise. Hellman’s Dijonnaise is still around today, but I haven’t thought about it for a while (I know, why am I not thinking about Dijonnaise every single minute of the day?) until last night at Walgreens. The song “Duke of Earl” played and about 3 seconds into the song, I immediately thought to myself, “It’s the Dijonnaise song!” In the 90s, the Hellman’s Dijonnaise commercial played at least every other second of the day and the song, which was a Dijonnaise remix of “Duke of Earl,” was stuck deep inside a crevice in my brain for at least 10 years. Well, thanks to Walgreens, the Dijonnaise theme song is stuck in my brain again and will live there forever, probably. D-d-d-Dijonnaise…

(Note: It also works if you sing “d-d-d-deeeeeez nuts” instead.)

So I guess that’s it. Now that the Dijonnaise theme song has permanently moved into my head again, the last thing I’ll say on my death bed will be, “d-d-d….” On another note, I’m really surprised that a celebrity mess hasn’t named their kid “Dijonnaise” yet.

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