Night Crumbs

Jared Leto and Lupita Nyong’o, the couple that the Internet wants to happen, reunited at the Oscars last night. That’s nice and everything, but I wish that Jared Leto would reunite with some brown hair dye, because that guinea pig hair color isn’t the look anymore  – Lainey Gossip

She By Sheree, who? Sonja Morgan of The Real Housewives of New York has her own fashion line too – Reality Tea

Benedict Cumberbatch’s wife’s dress looks like a red toga version of Elizabeth Hurley’s legendary Versace dress – Celebitchy

Salma Hayek totally wants to fuck those flowers – Drunken Stepfather

That video of Amber Rose… That’s how tsunamis are made, right? – The Superficial

Michael Sam is going to be on Dancing with the Has-Beens and Never-Wases, because why not? – Towleroad

Something named a Gary Beadle wore surgical mask panties in an MTV reality shit show. Aaaand, I still would. – OMG Blog

Ronan Farrow’s MSNBC show got canceled and he says he’s got another gig lined up. Hopefully what he means by that is that he’s going to be on the next season of Dancing with the Has-Beens and Never-Wases and he’s going to wear those surgical mask panties on the first episode – WWTDD

And somewhere, Nanny 911 is wondering where she put her hat – Popoholic

As Wiz Khalifa typed that tweet, his dick lips probably opened up and let out the biggest HA! – Jezebel

It’s kind of messed up that Patricia Arquette didn’t thank Freddy Krueger in her Oscar speech last night – Pajiba

This is what the famous types do during the Oscar commercial breaks and surprisingly they don’t take turns snorting fat lines of coke off of each other’s stomachs – Popsugar

This is what happens when your cockatoo gets into your stash of meth – Hollywood Tuna

Ally McBeal is coming back to TV in Supergirl. I hope there’s also a role for the dancing baby – HuffPo

All you wannabe Instagram models need to pull up a chair, bring out your notepad and take note. This is how Instagram modeling is done – The Berry

You know that cute, little queen who won the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar last night? The one we all thought was gay? Well, he says he’s not. “Yeah, me neither” said John Travolta before pulling up Grindr – Defamer

The Difficult Brown shits out his thoughts on Tyga and Kylie Jenner’s relationship, because that is something you definitely wanted to know – ICYDK

You need to go down to Mexico and bail your aunt out of jail, because she got arrested fapping during Fifty Shades of Shit – SOW

Dakota Johnson is a brat who needs a date with an abuelita’s chancleta, but MELANIE GRIFFITH’S FACE – Just Jared

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