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Dana Perry’s bunny tail dress!
Nearly every other Oscar dress brought the yawns last night and I kept waiting for Sally Kirkland or Edy Williams to magically rise up out of the red carpet and inject some much needed jacked-up glamour into that boring sea of gowns made by Ambien. They’re all probably scared of being torn to shreds on Twitter and elsewhere, so they play it safe with their perfectly styled spring formal hair and Jessica McClintock bridesmaid dress. So when Dana Perry glided onto the stage looking like she was getting attacked by a pack of morbidly obese woolly bear caterpillars, she was a breath of fresh YES!
Dana Perry and Ellen Goosenberg Ken won Best Short Subject Documentary for their film Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1. Dana accepted her award in a dress that looked like a Furby dreamland to me, but probably looked like a nightmare to gorillas since it looked like her body was covered in castrated gorilla nutsacks.
At the end of her speech, Dana talked about her 15-year-old son who committed suicide and the band thought that was a perfect time to play her off. That band. Somebody should tell them that the wrong time to play someone off is when they’re talking about their 15-year-old son who committed suicide. But the RIGHT time to play someone off is when that someone is Adam Levine and he’s about to open his mouth to sing.
After Dana left the stage in her “guinea pigs trapped in a spider web” dress, Neil Patrick Harris joked that wearing a dress like that takes “balls.” That joke got a few “that was HIGHLY inappropriate” side-eyes from hos on Twitter, because they didn’t think it was funny for NPH to say that shit right after she opened up about her son. But Dana told reporters in the press room that she loved his joke, because she loves her balls:
“I invite anyone to feel my furry balls. I went shopping in my mother-in-law’s attic, she had great style in the 60s and 70s. This is one of her excellent signature pieces. And I just love to wear it because I can make ridiculous dirty jokes about it. I just got the gown to sort of support the balls.”
Yes, embrace your furry balls, Dana. It’s good to know that she’s proud of her furry balls. She probably wasn’t that weirded out when John Travolta came up to her sometime during the night to ask her if she’d teabag him with her dress.
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