As expected, Patricia Arquette won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for Boyhood. Never mind that Patricia Arquette looked like she just had quickie sex in the bushes while a pack of rabid raccoons attacked her hair, she used part of her speech to call for equal pay for women. As Amy Pascal wrote an e-mail to Scott Rudin that read, “This dumb ass trick needs to shut up,” Meryl Streep did this in the audience.
Not only are Meryl and JLo seated next to each other for some reason, but they’re both cheering to equal pay for women. Excuse me, I need to call my loved ones and tell them I love them, because obviously the end of the world is right around the damn corner.
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