Before some of us get neck deep into all of the Oscar shit, let’s take a moment to rejuvenate our spirit and take our souls higher by watching the original Khloe Kardashian that is Chyna twerk for her followers. On a scale from Miley Cyrus at the VMAs to Big Freedia, this mess is off the scale and you decide which way. Chyna, who is teaching English in Japan right now (Chyna in Japan), moves around like a frustrated bear trying to push out a fart. I’d laugh at Chyna, but I’m probably going to look just as messy by the end of tonight after I’ve filled myself with an entire vineyard to get through the Oscars. And Chyna must have strapped down her glorious Clitoris Rex for this twerking video, because I don’t see it flopping around.