At least it sounds like they’re going to go through with it this time (silver lining?). A little over a week ago, Canadian-American princess Pamela Anderson gave her former third ex-husband and current husband Rick Salomon an early Valentine’s Day present by writing his name all over a pile of divorce papers and filing them down at the I Quit You Courthouse. And just like 99.9% of Hollywood Divorces (and 100% of Pam’s), it’s getting messy.
According toTMZ, Pam and Rick are fighting over a dog named Bumblebee. Bumblebee is currently missing, and Rick thinks Pam has something to do with it. Shortly after Pam filed for divorce, Rick swiped back at Pam by seeking an annulment on their marriage, saying he has proof that Pam defrauded him into a second marriage and she doesn’t deserve a dime of his poker money. A source says that once Pam found out about the annulment, she kicked his daughter Tyson out of the house. As she was leaving, Tyson reportedly asked where her dog Bumblebee was, and Pam said the dog was at a boarding facility before telling her to GTFO.
TMZ caught up with Pam last night and she says there’s nothing shady going on; Bumblebee is just at the groomers. The only problem is, when Rick’s family went to the groomers to pick up Bumblebee, they were told Bumblebee wasn’t there. WHERE THE HECK IS BUMBLEBEE?!?!
But Bumblebee isn’t the only thing that’s missing from Tyson’s life; Tyson showed up to Pam’s house with some L.A. County deputies to collect her stuff, and Pam basically told them to hit the road. Now Rick thinks Pam is holding Tyson’s stuff (including Bumblebee) hostage as revenge for him trying to get their marriage annulled.
Dragging a dog into your divorce fight is 8 layers of trash, so somebody really needs to step up and tell the truth about Bumblebee’s whereabouts. And that includes Bumblebee! If Bumblebee is, in fact, currently hiding out at Pam’s, then Bumblebee needs to stop the madness, get up off the pile of Pam’s old red Baywatch bathing suits it was having a nap on, and take its ass home. Yes, I know that living with a gorgeous gemstone like Pamela Anderson is the definition of living the dream, but that’s not your mom and you need to leave before this turns into the dirty Malibu version of Kramer vs. Kramer.
And here’s more of Pam looking like a flawless opal angel in Beverly Hills last night: