If you listened to Kanye West’s interview with Power 105.1’s The Breakfast Club this morning, you’re probably pulling out the dried bullshit dingles and corroded nuggets of delusion that he spewed into your ears. Kanye was on a roll. Kanye basically confirmed and applauded 25-year-old Tyga fucking on his 17-year-old sister-in-law Kylie Jenner and said that he needed to cleanse himself of Amber Rose’s filthy whoriness after dating her. I mean…
Kanye covered everything from ~fashun~ to Amber Rose to the Kartrashians to Kylie Jenner to Beyonce to Beck. Kuntye admitted that he hasn’t ever listened to Beck’s entire album, and then he contradicted the hell out of himself. Right after Kanye pretended to pull an “Imma let you finish” on Beck at the Grammys, he told E! News that the Grammys should honor real artistry. But on The Breakfast Club this morning, he said that Beck (who won a Grammy in 1997 when nobody knew who Kanye was and barely anybody knew who Beyonce was) may have the best album of the year, but the Grammys are about commercialization and Beyonce should’ve gotten a prize since she’s a gigantic star and people watched because of her. HUH?
“I went to dinner and sat down with Taylor Swift and ironically they were playing the Beck album. Maybe they did it on purpose so I can finally hear it. And I was like, ‘Man this is kind of good.’ I ain’t even going to lie. I hadn’t even heard it, man. You know what, I bet you the album is really good. I’m going to listen to the album and maybe it was potentially an album of the year, but the Grammys are still, they have a commercial component to it and they want to sell commercials. They have these big superstars sitting in the audience and advertising “upcoming next, performing” and that’s what they try to do to get those views. You don’t have those people sitting there and have their hearts beating and stuff. We work too hard to deal with all that. We ain’t got no time to be losing. Because who’s winning? We ain’t getting none of that advertising money. That’s what my point was.”
No, I think your point was that you wouldn’t know what your point was if it was attached to Riccardo Tisci’s b-hole. Moving on… Kanye pretty much confirmed that Tyga is doing Kylie. Kanye thinks Tyga is smart for doing so, because he’s getting it before anyone else does. Caution: Heave-inducing words ahead:
“I think he got in early, I think he was smart….. They closer in age than a lot of relationships I know. “
And just like that, PedoBear has a new life motto.
Kanye was asked about the rumors that Beyonce hates Kummy Kakes and thinks she’s trash. Kanye wants all of us to think that Beyonce has pictures of a person who isn’t Beyonce on her wall.
“They love each other … Beyonce has pictures of Kim on the wall, because she represents powerful women.”
Finally, Kanye got into the Whore War between Amber Rose and the Kartrashians. Kanye says he wouldn’t have dated that nasty gutter trollop Amber Rose if the pristine, untouched, delicate rose petal that is Kim wanted to be with him.
“She’s just soakin’ in the moment. If Kim had dated me when I first wanted to be with her, there wouldn’t be an Amber Rose….. It’s very hard for a woman to want to be with someone that’s with Amber Rose… I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.”
And I’m sure that after they broke up, Amber Rose had to get a full-body skin transplant to rid herself of the potent delusion and narcissism that Kanye rubbed on her. Kanye obviously washed off any sense of reason he had while taking those 30 showers. No, I need to stop. This is sweet actually. Kanye probably meant that he took 30 golden showers to prove to Piss Queen Kim that he really knows her and knows what she likes. That is love.
If after reading those quotes, you still don’t think that Kanye needs to stop, maybe this will convince you. Kanye plans to make a sexier version of UGGs. He is the devil’s cobbler and must be stopped!